Female Amazon parrot ready to go

🚨 SINGLE MAN SOUGHT FOR EXCLUSIVE RELATIONSHIP 🚨 Meet Max. He is a gorgeous, vibrant Yellow-Naped Amazon parrot, and he is currently looking for his forever home. There is just one tiny, microscopic catch... Max absolutely, unconditionally, with the fire of a thousand burning suns, HATES women. 👩‍❌ Are you a guy who lives alone? Do you enjoy being worshipped like a pagan deity by a creature that looks like a miniature dinosaur? Then Max is your man. He will whistle at you. He will serenade you. He will laugh at your jokes. Are you a woman? Do not breathe his air. Do not look him in the eye. He will read you your rights, judge you, and execute the sentence before you can even say "pretty bird." We are convinced he was a Victorian-era pirate captain in a past life who was betrayed by a woman named Beatrice. No female caretakers: Seriously! Max is fully vetted and disease tested, highly intelligent, and speaks fluent English (mostly demands for snacks and insults aimed at the matriarchy) and screaming for his grandpa. If you are a solo bachelor looking for a fiercely loyal, green, feathery roommate to gatekeep your life, apply to adopt Max today! (Applications from women will be fed directly to the shredder for Max's personal amusement). 🦜👑